protege moi: Archive

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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet

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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
 **signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE

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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...

realspectacularity: I LOVE YOU! ALL BETTER

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Dec 27th

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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
 five minutes later 
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet

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