February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Watchrbeez:
WELP. THERE GOES ALL MY MAKEUP….
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
